Goat Simulator 3 gets a November release date


Do you know what would be good right now? goats Unfortunately, we don’t have any yet… but we don’t have to wait long. All of us here at Coffee Stain Publishing and Coffee Stain North are very (cautiously) excited to announce that goat simulator 3 It will be released on November 17 for Xbox Series X|S, the perfect time of year to curl up on the couch and play goat.

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In case you missed it, we announce it goat simulator 3 back in June. It is a direct sequel to 2014. goat simulator and it’s bound to be the big comeback of nobody’s favorite female lead, Pilgor. The new game will be a fresh take on the old farm-fueled mayhem players know and love, but this time you’ll be able to jump into four-person multiplayer with a whole new sandbox island to explore and destroy.

Goat Simulator 3 screenshot

All this awaits you on November 17 and you can pre-order the game today on the Xbox Store to gain access to a delicious (if slightly unsettling) piece of “pre-udder” gear as part of the Goat Simulator 3 Pre-Udder Edition or choose the Digital degradation edition which comes with a bunch of other elements remastered from the original goat simulator.

Reserve your copy of goat simulator 3 on Xbox Series X|S today!

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Goat Simulator 3: Standard Edition Preorder

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$29.99

Pilgor’s back! Order the Standard Edition early and you’ll get your own Pre-Udder in-game. It is exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and go on an adventure in Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic arena arena experience that puts you back in the shoes of anyone’s favorite female lead. That’s right, we’re doing this again. The baa has risen, and Pilgor joins other goats as well. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create team carnage or compete in mini-games and then stop being friends. Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt and blast your way through a new open world in the biggest time waster since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but simply provide you with the means to be the goats of your dreams. KEY FEATURES: – You can be a goat – Three of your friends can also be goats and join you in local or online co-op – No seriously, there are that many goats. If you want to be elegant, you can use skins from tall goats, striped goats and many more. There is a goat for everyone! – Or dress up your goat in all sorts of nonsense, from toilet paper rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for what matters to us. – This time we hired ‘game designers’ and were told that they added ‘a good amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectibles, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak – they also added mini-games, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?) – Who said something? about a musical? – You can be Keanu Ree… (jk, wanted to check if you were still reading) – But you can be a goldfish (true story) DISCLAIMER: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats from David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smart thing to do.

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Goat Simulator 3: Downgraded Digital Edition Preorder

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$39.99

Pilgor’s back! Order the Digital Downgrade Edition early and you’ll get your own in-game Pre-udder. It is exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and go on an adventure in Goat Simulator 3; a completely new and totally realistic farm experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create team carnage or compete in mini-games, then stop being friends. The Digital Downgrade Edition includes the base game, plus unique remastered junk from the various DLCs that made it to Goat Simulator: Unique Junk: – Play as Old school Pilgor – Full Tank Armor (MMO) – Zero Goat Skin (GoatZ) – Space Helmet & Suit (Waste of Space) – Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday) Masks – Digital Soundtrack – 3D Print Files: – Pilgor – Tony Shark – Goat Tower – Trinket DISCLAIMER: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats from David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smart thing to do.