- Coffee Stain has announced that Goat Simulator 3 is coming this fall, returning players to the chaotic world of Pilgor for more mayhem and destruction than ever before. A new open world, a multiplayer simulation and more stupidity than ever awaits you.
Thanks to everyone who loved our first stupid game, now we’re making a second stupider game, not so small. goat simulator 3 launches on Xbox Series X/S this fall, and I’d be lying if I told you everyone at Coffee Stain wasn’t too excited.
Sure, you’d be better off spending your time playing (or doing) something else. But for those of you who prefer to spend your time pretending to be farm animals with your friends, we really do have some top-notch silliness in store for you.
First, let me introduce San Angora, Goat simulator 3′s huge new sandbox island. Lush beaches, towering cities and pure chaos await you. The island offers delightful exploration on foot or in a vehicle, hidden secrets to find, quests to complete, and absolutely tons of things for you to destroy. goat simulator it has a legacy, and we are doomed if we don’t stick to it.
But what fun would this new island be without friends to explore it with? In goat simulator 3, you can travel the world in four-player co-op, go on adventures, cause mayhem and compete in fun mini-games. On top of that, we also have a ton of NPCs you can play with: some will spawn from various events that take place, others might try to sell you ice cream on the street. Take that, loneliness.
Now, it might sound a bit blasphemous to say it, but you don’t actually have to play as a normal goat in this one. Of course, we’re bringing Pilgor back as the main character, how could we not? But if you feel like changing it up, you can dress up as many other things: tall goats, striped goats, tasty goats and more. You can also fully customize your goat to outfit it with hundreds of different items, from toilet paper rolls to tea trays… and royal clothing, if you want to be.
Finally, goat simulator 3 It’s got everything you’ve loved from the first game, combined with a ton of new features in a shiny new location. You’ll still be licking, headbutting, exploding, and crashing, all while testing the limits of the world’s physics and interacting with things you probably shouldn’t be able to. The sequel is even less broken than the original too (we hope)! But more importantly: it’s just as dumb. As a final note, I would like to thank all the fans of goat simulator for the level of support you’ve shown us since the original game launched in 2014, from streamers to members and more. Their love of goats is unrivaled (except maybe us), and we can’t wait to share with you the weird and wonderful new world we’ve created in Goat Simulator 3 this fall.
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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology and brings you next generation goat simulation. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as possible as a goat. It’s been likened to an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you smash things. Destroy things with style, like doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you’ll earn even more points! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably walk right through it and crash the game. Disclaimer Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and to be honest you should probably spend your money on something else, like a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money with your friends and buy a real goat. Key Features • You can be a goat • Get points for smashing things – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re just removing the crash bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it • Game physics crashing all the time • Take a serious look at that goat’s neck • You can be a goat